Sometimes when you buy a product, either at the time or later,
you'll be given a satisfaction survey form from the manufacturer to
make sure that the product you purchased is working to your
satisfaction. Someone got to wondering what it might look like if God
sent out such a survey. Richard Wingfield sent me this:
"God's Satisfied Customer: After-Sales Service"
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order
to better serve your needs, God asks that you take a few moments to
answer the following questions.
Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely
confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address
unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.